January 2011
62 posts
ireadintothings:
I am not sure what it would feel like to meet the right person but I often wonder. I am not obsessed with the idea, trust me, and I am probably not ready either. I do think about it every once in a while… What do you think? If we met, would your heart skip a beat? Would we just know right away or would it be one of those things when we start hanging out as a friends and go into...
Dear Mommy,
Please stop hurting yourself. It’s worrisome.
Sincerely, me
So as I was walking down the street today wearing my purple Sigma sweatshirt, some homeless guy holding a 30 pack of beer yelled across the street “daaaaaaamn, thoose sexy boots! Yeaaah, you, girl in the purple!”. Then, later than day, as I was walking around the dorms a dude wolf whistled at me. I know it was at me cause he winked at me.
I should wear those boots more, ha.
“Dear Yvonne’s brain: please don’t explode, i need her for later....”
– Brandon Collier
Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior - WSJ.com →
ohmyasian:
1210. Asian Parenting. This controversial article had countless bloggers feverishly expressing their opinions on Amy Chua’s radical (or not?) parenting style of her daughters. A very thought-provoking read, regardless whether you agree with her or not.
Little baby
creationoftheday:
“Hello, thingy,” I say. You stare at me with those huge black eyes of yours. You are a little baby. And you are cute. Not a lot of babies are cute. All babies are little, though. You are not mine. I am not sure who your mother is. I have met your father. He’s not much of a father, is he? “No, he isn’t,” you say. You can’t talk. You are a baby. You obviously didn’t say ‘no, he...
“It all depends on what you want. You can trust us to stick to you through think...”
– Merry Brandybuck (The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring)
“You don’t need a man to wear a pretty dress.”
– Mrs. Hastings (Viola’s mother), She’s the man. (via quote-book)
ohmyasian:
(Thanks, niconico-!) 1181. Because I’m Asian. Good answer!
“It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall...”
– Finnick Odaire, Mockingjay. (via quote-book)
Aqua aerobic makes me so tired.
Might. Fall. Asleep. ZZZZZZ
Show me your OOOO face!
The Big Day: UO versus Auburn. And I get to get off work early to watch the big game, yeaaaah :))
Go ducks!!
52hearts:
When we reminisce, we must remember that sometimes it is more about missing the moment than it is about missing the person you had that very moment with.
I forget that sometimes, especially at night, especially in a bed with an empty space next to my own.
Christina Ramberg:
if you’re alive, please raise your hand.
In the bathroom
Dude #2: Ooooh, I see your future girlfriiied
Dude #1: Pedro, man, look how fucking nice she is to you. She’s giving you blue berry bagels! Fuck, if it were just me I’d just give you plain bagels!
Dude #1: Stick it in, stick it in! Com’on, swallow it! More!
Dude #2: That’s what she saaaaid!
Pedro (mumbles): I wanna stick it in her.
Me: uuuuh, that is not an...
So ridiculous
I feel like all my friends wants Pedro and I to hook up, and is trying their hardest to make it happen. And if that’s not bad enough, even Pedro’s friends are making references and teasing the two of us.
Today was his 21 birthday party. And, as expected, he got super drunk. So, being the good friend that I am, I was taking care of him in the bathroom. His friends the whole time was...
Hanging Loose: new plan →
No biggie, then we’ll just find another one. There’s a long line waiting, and I’m positive one of them will defeat the evil wizard.
nerdmeetsdork:
nerdmeetsdork:
Get a guy (being that there are little or none in L.O. this may be hard)
The C Beck method
Step 1: Smile at boy awkwardly
Step 2: Speak to boy
Step 3: Establish actual conversation with boy; most likely making...
new plan
nerdmeetsdork:
Get a guy (being that there are little or none in L.O. this may be hard)
The C Beck method
Step 1: Smile at boy awkwardly
Step 2: Speak to boy
Step 3: Establish actual conversation with boy; most likely making fun of boy in some random way.
Step 4: Boy responds to teasing in a positive way cuz you one sexy bitch
Step 5: Continue step 2-4 until step 6 happens.
Step 6: Boy...
“Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love...”
– Lisa St. Aubin de Terán (via kari-shma)
52hearts:
When we reminisce, we must remember that sometimes it is more about missing the moment than it is about missing the person you had that very moment with.
I forget that sometimes, especially at night, especially in a bed with an empty space next to my own.
“Like seriously, sometimes it just sucks being so horny all the time.”
– Pedro (via nerdmeetsdork)
What did you wanted to change?
nerdmeetsdork:
If I don’t go asleep, then there is still time for today to change.
“I want to live with all of my memories, even if they’re sad memories. I believe...”
– Natsuki Takaya (via esperanza-fe)
Just got the entire Twilight series for freeeeee.
{remember, remember to never do this again}
52hearts:
You know, we all remember things differently. She remembers the first time they ever said a word to each other, the small conversation they had when passing in the hallway; he remembers the look she had on her face that gave him a clue that she might have feelings, too. She remembers secretly interlocking their pinkies underneath the dark bar lights and other influences of the night;...
52hearts:
The smallest moments tend to be what kill me the most. Like when he had to drive me home, and I reached over to hold his free hand while his other was on the steering wheel and he just looked at me and said, that’s exactly what I had in mind. It was such a small, minor moment, but it killed me you know? Because it’s the smallest moments that carry the weight of everything you thought...
Cause all girls feel too big sometimes, Regardless...
ireadintothings:
I love all my friends so much that I want to collect them all into my heart, so that they can live there and each have their own room and hang out with me and each other. But I also want my heart to be infinite, so that everyone, even strangers, can fit in it and have eternal happiness. But my heart cannot be so big because it would explode, and I like to believe that the world...